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Saturday, March 11, 2017

Orders from Mission Control:
Beauty Product Clean Out

Mission Orders:

Payload instability has been detected and must be immediately addressed.


The cause is likely product overload, separation, and expiration.  The offending products must be properly maintained, replaced, or removed within 48 hours.



Inventory to be checked:
Lip, eye, brow, cheek, and skin products.  (Nail and tool inventories are secure.)

Main Payload limitations:
Lips - approved formulas include tint, stain, gloss, and stick (limit - 8 products).
Eyes - approved items include lashes, adhesive, and mascara (limit - 3 products).
Brows - approved formulas include pencil and powder (limit - 2 products).
Cheeks - approved formulas include matte blush (limit - 2 products).
Skin - approved formulas include serum and moisturizer (limit - 2 products).

Secondary Payload limitations:
Lips - tint, stain, gloss, stick, and matte (limit 10).
Eyes - lashes, adhesive, mascara, shadow, eye liner, highlighter (limit 10).
Brows - pencil, powder, mascara, shadow (limit 5).
Cheeks - matte blush, bronzer, highlighter (limit 5).
Skin - serum, moisturizer, foundation, concealer, primer, setting powder (limit 10).


Clean-out should begin immediately.  Report due Stardate 94800.57.

- End Of Message -




Update from Lord Bear: "Orders received, we are beginning now."




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